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The entire list of credits and the bonus segment found in the credits menu. Skip to about 0:58 if you're looking for the funny part. There is nothing to see after 3:20. The part at which the video cuts back to the main menu is where the credits end; I did not exit the menu manually.
RedLynx Trials HD Team
Xbox LIVE Arcade Team
Release Management Team
Alex Shogren (Excell Data Corporation)
Software Test Manager
Product Planning & Business Team
VMC MAT Tester Lead
VMC MAT Tester
VMC Test Manager
Scott R. Griffiths
VMC Senior Test Lead
VMC Test Lead
Joshua Sharp Daniels
Andy Chen An Liu
Jae Youn Kim
Hae Jung Lee
In Goo Kwon
Special Thanks & Greetings From RedLynx
QcChopper and all the Trials Fans from previous versions!
Thanks for playing
End of the credits.
No, it's over! Honest!
Geez, this joke's so old it comes with its own groans.
On the other hand, some of the very best comedy is based on repetition.
And because we've made a game about a guy on a motorcycle, we're
definitely qualified comedians.
When that dude smashes groin first into a steel beam, that's funny. And
So let's play with it then.
No I'm not gonna do this.
From the management: Apologies. Obviously, we have accidentally left extra
space at the end of the credits, and some of it has been wasted by some idiot
who just wants attention. Said idiot is now being disciplined by our goon
At RedLynx, we're committed to not only entertaining, but also educating our
customers. Accordingly, it is our intention to use the rest of this space for
purely education purposes. We will now attempt to use another idiot for this
purpose. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Uh... yeah. Here come hard facts! Education! Ask me anything. I'm just burstin'
with that stuff. When I educate you, man, you stay educated.
For example, mass and inertia are pretty much the same thing.
See? That was easy. You just leaned something. I didn't even break a sweat.
No, no, you're welcome.
You want another one? Check it, I'll go all crazy on you. How's this:
Planck's constant is used to describe the sizes of quanta in quantum
mechanics. It's the proportionality constant between the energy (E) of a
photon and the frequency of the electromagnetic wave associated with it (v).
Yowza! How's that for education, huh? You're probably really impressed right
now. I can only imagine how much I have improved your life with that one.
The everyday applications of it are pratically limitless.
Oh, hey, here's a good one:
The Greek philosopher Chrysippus was a big name in Stoic philosophy, but he
was hard up for entertainment. Apparently, he got a donkey drunk and then
watched it try to eat figs, and proceeded to literally laugh himself to death.
Geez, that dude really could've used a TV.
Or, I don't know, a yo-yo. Anything. Anyway, moving on:
"We only use about 10% of our brains" is not actually true. Well, except for
the people who really believe in it, maybe. 'Cause they're pretty dumb.
And speaking of dumb stuff, the world will not end in 2,012, no matter what an
ancient Mayan calendar says. Sure, the Mayans accomplished a lot, but they
also practiced regular human sacrifice and tried to make their children
permanently cross-eyed because that thought it was cool. All I'm saying is
that they wouldn't be the first guys I'd turn to for guidance, you know?
Oh, those Mayans!
And finally, here's something really important. If there's only one thing you're
going to remember from this amazingly education experience, make it this
You need to destroy the brain in order to stop a zombie. Also, it's no longer
your best friend, IT'S A FRIGGIN' ZOMBIE. And don't go back for your dog, no
matter how much you love little Fluffy. Sentimentality will absolutely get you
killed when the zombie apocalypse comes. I can't emphasize this enough.
That's it. I'm done. That's enough. Can I go home now?